terça-feira, 30 de setembro de 2008

Secret stitches and a few giggles



Hi, girls!

Since my last posting I have only been stitching for exchanges, so none of the pieces can be shown at here. There´s a biscornu on the way and this little pretty girl just got her final stitches on. Can you tell who is the designer and what is the name of this design? I will give you a candy if you say it right! Lol. I can not show you more or the owner will know it´s for her.... It has her initials. =P
x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
As I have not much to show you I thought at least I could share a few laughings. I just hope this doesn't happen with us. Fingers crossed! =D
LOST IN THE DARNEDEST PLACES
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! " she cried.The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
FAMILY
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
I CAN HEAR JUST FINE
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's quit playin' and have a beer."
LITTLE OLE' LADY
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful !""Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them !"
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both !"Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

14 comentários:

Lisa disse...

Oh very funny Janaina, I really enjoyed those.
LISA V
PS. Did you finally get back the Sylvester bookmark robin and the Cats/Dogs one I was in with you in the robin group that closed down?
Animals RR.
lisavv2675@hotmail.com

Bianca disse...

Girl, you need to give us a proper warning up front! I almost spilled coffee over my keyboard LOL!
Thanks for giving my day a jumpstart ;).

Hugs,
Bianca.

Janaina disse...

Lisa:no... =( I am still waiting for that RR and hoping the girl who has it feel sorry for me and send it back home.There´s at least another 2 girls without their RR´s too.If you have any news, plz, let me know.

Bianca: hahahahahahaha... Now that is a scene I would LOVE to see! =D I am glad I could put a smile on your face!

Meari disse...

Cute stitching :)

anna disse...

So nice to discover your blog, thank you for your visit on mine :)
I am not sure of Ina's surname, I destroyed the packaging, but there can't be too many talented Inas in the Netherlands!

♥ Nia disse...

Ora bem... tenho comentado em português mas será que preferes inglês? :) hehehehe
Acho que vou seguir o teu padrão!

In my best english: (lol :D)
I can't tell which designer but i'm sure something really pretty is hidding there ;) Beautiful stitches, as always :)

Thank you for the email!!
I loved it! :)
Have a nice week!!!
kiss-kiss-kiss

Carol R disse...

Cute design!

Thanks for the laugh

Janaina disse...

Nia: podes comentar em Português! =P Não há problema! Hehehe... É apenas que a grande maioria das meninas que me visitam não falam o nosso idioma, por isso uso mais o InglÊs. Entre nós, acho que estamos na vantagem! =D
Carol: thanks! =)

tammie disse...

brilliant the three elderly sisters in there nineties love that one.. and so true although i do that now and i am in my thirties...lol

♥ Nia disse...

Oi Jana! :)
Bom, em português falo o dobro hahaahah Gosto de inglês mas falta-me prática, tenho receio de dar erros e pontapés na gramática hehehhehe Preciso de treino ;)
No meu blog coloquei o tradutor mas também os meus contactos estrangeiros ainda são muito poucos, se começar a ter visitas e o tradutor não ajudar, aí faço um esforço extra e coloco nos 2 idiomas ;)

Não sei se tens visto o meu blog, tenho uma excelente novidade da Cross Stitcher! Virei assinante! :D
Adoro a revista e em Portugal só vende numa loja que não fica perto de onde vivo :( Era complicado de lá ir comprar todos os meses... fiquei tristinha :'(
Mas agora recebo em casa, por correio, todos os meses!!! YUPIIII :D hehehehe

Boa semana!!
bj-bj-bj

Lisa disse...

Gosh, who is supposed to have hold of them? I received mine home ages ago, still havent made it into a wall hanging yet but I have bought the fabric to do it with.
LISA V

Einschies stitching blog disse...

Hmmm is it a Tralala girl??? it looks like I want to stitch it too;-))

Gaby

Janaina disse...

Tammie: hahahaha... plz say you are kidding, girl! =D

Nia: já fui fazer-te uma visita e deixei lá o meu comentário! =)

Lisa: I have an idea, but... well, never mind. It´s sad but I do not intend to join to any RR´s for now, unless with ppl I have stitched with in the past.I just hope that b%&ch burn in hell forever. =( Please let me know when you finish the piece! I bet it will be awesome!=)

Gaby: yaaaaay! You got it! Congrats! Lol. I completely changed the colors of the design and I do think it looks more like the girl who is going to receive my little stitched friend.Now you know my secret receiver is not a blond or redhead. Shhhhhhh... =P

Margaret disse...

Janaina
I have just found these on your blog. It is only ten minutes until I can go home after a truly hateful day at work so this laugh was just what I needed. Thank you soooooooooooo much!!!